Nobody told Axl that the excessiveness of the eighties was over prior to the 1992 release of the video clip for November Rain. It goes for 9 minutes. 9 minutes! Can you imagine the time poor, attention deficient whippersnappers of today putting up with that?
It was a controversial time for many reasons. Gunners purists were hesitant about the direction the band were heading in. There was the issue of a double album release named Use Your Illusion I and II. Additional band members including…hold your breath…a KEYBOARDIST. Significantly more ballads. A softer sound that appealed to younger teenagers who didn’t wear black t-shirts or drink Jack Daniels from the bottle. The band sporting stylised, designer, heroin chic attire rather than the old heroin addict look.
Not to mention the rumours of increasing tensions between Axl and Slash. Tensions that were not helped by a nine minute video featuring Axl playing indulgent piano solos in the beginning, middle and end. His supermodel girlfriend with seven foot legs and bee stung lips starring as his doomed bride. A wedding dress so rock n’ roll that the front fell off. Tongue kissing at the alter that made a Jesus statue bleed from his eyes. Slash was so upset he took off half way through the service and ended up at the wrong church. Solitary, sad (and possibly secretly in love with the bride), playing a stormy guitar solo in the middle of a dust bowl.
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Why do I keep getting lost?
Extravagant doesn’t quite cover it. It cost a bloody fortune. Was it also the beginning of the end? Suddenly there were more long videos with crazy story lines featuring…Axl. His doomed bride. Helicopters, babies lying on beds of candles, Axl buried alive in a grave, Axl in therapy, Axl and a dolphin hanging out in their dressing gowns. By this stage, Slash had decided his best option was to drive his hot rod off a cliff a la Thelma and Louise, and the band were wearing “Where’s Izzy?” signs around their necks. Before long everyone had left. Apart from Axl.
Extravagantly brilliant. Excessively enjoyable. Right until the very end.