About

Don’t ask me what it’s about.

I don’t know what it’s about. I’m useless at making decisions. Especially piddly, insignificant, every day kind of ones.

Would you like your loaf of bread Sandwich or Toast size? I don’t know. I don’t even know what that means. I’ll have thick slice, whichever one that is. Seeds or no seeds? Plain wholemeal or chia infusion? In a plastic bag or do you want to just carry all six loaves awkwardly in your one free hand? Head quietly explodes. You get the idea.

I don’t fucking know. Don’t ask me.